texts from the mothership

[starseverywhere]

 My mother has just discovered this newfangled hippity hoppity music. This is disconcerting on many levels, most of which involves text messages

'Aloe Blacc - when is he touring? I need to see him sing live.' 

'Who is this Reanna (sic) person I keep hearing on the radio, is she new?'

'I quite like eminem I think, but why is he so angry all the time?'

'Can you download Snoop Dog I just wanna make you sweat for me. I like it, there's something fun about it.'

I think we're going to have to resort to playing nothing but a rotation of Abba and Richard Marx until she gets over it, because if I have to accompany her to gigs, it's going to be a scarring experience all round. 

Comments

[attempt-unique.livejournal.com]

Has she heard Lupe Fiasco yet? For he is most awesome. Also, what are her opinions on Kanye?

(Yes, I am ignoring the dis-encouraging plan and just going: Yay! Hip hop!)

[kindness_says]

omg starrrrs how come I am never in chat while you're awake ahhhh these postssss hahahahaha

[stjarna1984.livejournal.com]

ahahaha, oh god.

[theellibu.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, oh God. Your mother would get along so well with my brother ;)